The lecture today was like of you put if you put Denny Crane in a box freezer for a few years. Kind of hard but totally awesome. To give you some idea of how my brain was when it started i shall use some of my screenwriting skills.

HTML

Hey!! OMG i haven't seen you in ages!

DAVESAKE

Oh, hi HTML, how's it going?

HTML

I'm just having the totally best time of my life! Being the foundation of the World Wide Web is like one long acid trip!

DAVESAKE

Oh yeah sound great.

HTML

So you wanna get blind stinking drunk and spew all over That Guy With The Glasses?

DAVESAKE

Oh gee, heay HTML that sounds great except I'm totally swamped at the moment...

HTML

Swamped with what?

DAVESAKE

I... I... I... Oh! I have to clean my room. Big mess. Bad. Gotta clean it.

HTML

Whatever dude, my port is always open if you wanna ejaculate some of those creative juices.

DAVESAKE

Yeah okay see ya....

DAVESAKE(cont.)

(Mumbling under breath)

Loser.

So i was basically not at all interested and a little intimidated by the thought of HTML. And then Mike got the little black screen happening with all the little tags and words and codes and stuff and he opened it with safari and it was a webpage and then he changed the little codes and shit and then refreshed the safari page and it changed and i was totally like i could totally like do that it would be soeasyandonceigotthebasicsthepossibilitiesareliketotallyendlessandtheniwasliketotally SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Wooh.

Calm. Calm. Calm calm calm Calmcalmcalmcalmcalm!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Okay. I'm good.

So yeah I am very impressed with the possibilities presented by learning HTML and i'm actually even starting to waver in my chosen career path... Curse you interesting lectures, you damn me again!!!!

There's a HTML section in blogger and i'm keen to to give it a try. So my next post (unless something happens) will be done in HTML on blogger.

The other thing i wanted to talk about was my previous post in which i used spike milligan's story to explain that the superficial is all there is.

Well.

Don't i look clever now. Webpages are basically a middle finger to that line of thought (it still applies to real world stuff though) and my poor and faithful friend wysiwig died today halfway through the lecture at the cruel hands of Mr Honey (my new favourite bond villain).

Well thanks for reading Nobody, you've been good company. I look forward to our next session together, and i think i'll invite HTML over for a party, he sounds pretty keen.